May 2011
April 2011
Reblog if you had to learn Tumblr by yourself....
Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually YOU!
Story of my life
My mom calls me, and i’m like:
My mom yells at me, and i’m like:
My mom threatens me to death, and i’m like:
My mom tells me ‘i brought food’, and i’m like:
I like it when boys are straight up with me about...
That feeling you get when you know it's not the...
"You need to date someone."
“Oh okay. Let me just go ask the room full of guys waiting to date me.”
(Silence)
“I honestly don’t know which guy to date first…”
When your teacher lies on you to your parents.
Okay bitch you think I was bad yesterday .
watch what happens tomorrow…
When You Finally Call Your Mom Back After 50...
Even white women want a Nigga lmfao #bitchfallback
If two ex lovers can remain friends, their either still in love or never were.
The awkwars moment when you realize that the only...
When somebody sexy as fuck walks past you :
lmfaooooo
I love how in scary movies the person yells out,...
“Yeah, I`m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?”
Beautiful Women > Bad Bitches
