I'm trying to talk to my mom...
And she’s screaming like… And I’m just sitting there listening like… Then she says I have an attitude… And I’m like… Then she tries to hit me like… And I’m tryna dodge em’ like… And she’s still hittin’ me like… And through the hits I’m like… And I try to play hurt like… Then she leaves… and I’m like… DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD,
I'd rather cuddle then have sex.
This is clever if you’re a grammar Nazi. I c. I c. HAHA good one lmfao
When someone keeps annoying you
First it’s like, “Stop it please” Then you’re like, “I’m serious, stop!” After you’re like,
When someone is lecturing you:
and you’re just like: lmfao
Minding your own business then hearing your name...
Don't you love it when
your iPod is about to fall, and your earphones save its life?
The look you give your friend when they say...
The awkward moment when a film says, ''based on a...
When someone tries to use my computer... →